Sweep Into the Holidays: New Curling Merch Drops November 1
The leaves are falling, the hacks are getting slippery, and someone at your curling club just suggested “Jingle Stones” as a team name. That can only mean one thing—holiday season is almost here. And this year, your favorite curling-themed gift shop (ahem, CurlingIsFun.com) is sweeping in early with a brand-new holiday line of curling merch launching November 1.
We’re talking t-shirts, coffee mugs, notebooks, and more, all themed around the holidays curlers actually celebrate—Thanksgiving turkey draws, Christmas curling trees, Festivus poles that double as brooms, New Year’s countdown hammers, and even a few nods to Diwali, Hanukkah, and the Winter Solstice. Because curling culture is goofy, inclusive, and way better when everyone has a reason to show up in a funny shirt.
Why You Need Holiday Curling Merch
Let’s be honest: nothing says “I take bonspiels seriously” like showing up in a shirt that reads Turkey Draw: Feast on the Button. Or sipping coffee from a Rockin’ Around the Curling Tree mug while your skip pretends to be serious about strategy.
These designs aren’t just seasonal jokes—they’re perfect curling team gifts, bonspiel conversation starters, and the kind of thing your mom will absolutely buy you if you drop the right hint. (Looking at you, Festivus for the Rest of Our Ends sweatshirt.)
If you’re shopping for your team, your club, or just want to add some curling humor to your holiday season, this collection is designed to keep you warm, cozy, and just a little ridiculous.
A Few Highlights from the Collection
- Turkey Draw (Thanksgiving) – A curling turkey who always lands on the button.
- Rockin’ Around the Curling Tree (Christmas) – A house-shaped pine tree with mini-stone ornaments.
- Festivus for the Rest of Our Ends – A broom standing proudly as the Festivus pole, deadpan humor intact.
- New Broom’s Eve (New Year’s) – Countdown to the last stone with a sweeping celebration.
- Solstice Stones (Winter Solstice) – Longest night, strongest sweep.
- Diwali Lights, Curling Nights – Diyas glowing around a curling house in full festival sparkle.
And yes, every design is available on more than just t-shirts—coffee mugs, notebooks, and more curling swag are included. Perfect for league night stocking stuffers or bonspiel raffle prizes.
👉 Check out some of our funny curling shirts already in the shop for a taste of what’s coming.
Curling Culture Meets Holiday Cheer
Holiday curling is a whole vibe. Whether it’s the Turkey Spiel that ends in pie, or your club’s ugly sweater league, or that one skip who insists on blasting Mariah Carey between ends, the season is as much about fun as it is about winning.
We’ve covered that vibe in our blog before—like in When Curling Goes Bananas: The AMJ Masters and the Rise of Peel Party Culture and When You Realize Curling Is the Only Sport Where Yelling Helps. And don’t miss Top 10 Curling Memes That Actually Capture the Sport, because you know you’ll need one when you’re distracted by holiday snacks mid-game.
This holiday drop is our way of adding to curling culture—one ridiculous, festive design at a time.
When and Where to Get It
📅 Launch Date: November 1
🛒 Available at: CurlingIsFun.com → Threadless shop
That gives you plenty of time to outfit your team before Thanksgiving turkey draws, secret Santa exchanges at the club, and that late-December bonspiel where everyone shows up in reindeer antlers.
Wrap It Up Like a Stone in the House
The holidays are already full of traditions, but why not start a new one—celebrating every season with curling humor? Whether you’re a skip, a lead, or just there for the post-game beverages, our holiday curling merch is here to make sure you look good doing it.
So mark your calendars, sweep your way to the shop on November 1, and let’s make this curling holiday season the funniest, coziest, and most merch-filled yet.
👉 Explore our current curling team merch now, and get ready to stock up when the new line drops.
Good curling, and happy holidays (a little early).