The Ultimate Curling Gift Guide: Funny Curling Shirts, Holiday Merch, and Olympic Hype

November 6, 2025

If you’ve been waiting for a sign to buy new curling merch, this is it. The ice is back, the rocks are sliding, and your team’s “lucky shirt” smells like last season’s broom bag. It’s time to upgrade your curling wardrobe — and lucky for you, CurlingIsFun.com has unleashed a brand-new lineup of funny curling shirts, holiday-themed gear, and Olympic-ready designs that’ll make you the talk of your curling club (and maybe your next bonspiel).

🎄 Curling + Christmas = Magic (and Matching Shirts)

Nothing says “holiday spirit” quite like a curling Christmas sweater featuring stones, brooms, and just a hint of chaos. Our holiday line includes ugly sweater-style curling shirts, sweeping snowflake designs, and bonspiel-themed stocking stuffers that’ll make your skip’s heart grow three sizes.

Looking for curling team gifts? Whether you’re shopping for your club’s most dramatic vice or your skip who insists they “called the right weight,” our Threadless shop has the perfect shirt for everyone. Try our “Skip Happens” design for the shot-caller in your life or the “Have Broom, Will Travel” poster for that friend who treats every bonspiel like a road trip comedy movie.

👉 Browse the full holiday curling merch collection at CurlingIsFun.com and stock up before Santa steals your size.

🌟 The 2026 Olympics Are Coming — Dress Like You’re Already There

The countdown to the next Olympic curling season is officially on, and we’re gearing up with some exclusive Olympic-inspired curling designs. Think bold colors, international flair, and slogans that scream, “I’m available for Team USA… or at least for post-game drinks.”

Our Olympic curling shirts and bonspiel legends series will roll out over the next few months — so if you want to be the first to rock these designs at your club or on social media, make sure you’re checking back often.

Pro tip: Follow us on Instagram and subscribe to the CurlingIsFun.com blog for sneak peeks and drops. (Your skip will probably pretend they don’t care… but they’ll still ask where you got it.)

😂 Curling Humor for Every Kind of Curler

We know curling culture is peak comedy. Between the sweeping drama, skip meltdowns, and the eternal debate over who missed the line call, there’s no shortage of inside jokes. That’s why our merch celebrates it all — with shirts that make you laugh out loud and look good while you do it.

Fan favorites include:

  • “I Came to Curl, Not to Think” (for the front-end philosophers)
  • “Bonspiel Hangover Club” (membership: everyone)
  • Arena Ice Legends Collection (because someone has to remind the dedicated-ice snobs where we came from)
  • “Hurry Harder!” (always yelled, never helpful)

Whether you’re new to the sport or have spent half your life yelling at granite, we’ve got curling humor merch that fits your vibe — literally.

🧊 The Perfect Gifts for Your Curling Crew

Bonspiel season is basically the holidays for curlers. You need team gear, travel shirts, and matching hoodies for those long weekends of sweeping, sliding, and questionable karaoke. Luckily, all of our curling team merch is made with comfort in mind — soft fabrics, bold prints, and designs that hold up to even the sloppiest post-game pizza night.

Need a last-minute gift for your skip? We’ve got mugs, stickers, and tote bags ready to go — all shipped directly from our Threadless store. Just don’t forget to grab something for yourself too. (You’ve earned it. Especially if you’ve been sweeping all season.)

🥂 Rock the Holidays, Curling-Style

Curling isn’t just a sport — it’s a community, a lifestyle, and an excuse to wear the funniest shirts in any ice rink. Whether you’re shopping for your teammates, your club friends, or your favorite curling fan, we’ve got you covered.

So go ahead — make this season curl-tastic. Shop now, look awesome later, and show the world that curling is fun (because it really, really is).

👉 Explore the full line of funny curling shirts, curling merch, and holiday designs at CurlingIsFun.com.

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