The Unwritten Rules of Curling, Explained by Curlers Who Have Definitely Broken Them
If you show up to league night wearing one of our funny curling shirts, you’re already ahead of the curve, because one of the biggest unwritten rules of curling is simple: look like you’re having fun. And nothing says fun like curling merch that winks at the entire sport.
Now let’s talk about the rest of the unwritten rules, the ones we all pick up somewhere between our first burned stone and our first broomstack beer. Curling might have a rulebook, but let’s be real, most of the culture lives in the gray area between the hog line and the backline.
1. Always Cheer Good Shots, Even If They Ruin Your Strategy
Curling culture thrives on sportsmanship. Someone throws a beauty against you, you clap, nod, maybe shout a hearty “great weight.” Yes, even when that shot crashes your master plan and forces your skip to rethink their life choices.
2. Apologize for Everything, Even If It Wasn’t Your Fault
Hit your teammate’s broom on your backswing? Apologize.
Sweep the wrong line? Apologize.
Accidentally breathe too loudly in the hack? Apologize twice.
Curlers could give Canadians a run for their money when it comes to saying sorry.
3. Broomstacking Isn’t Optional
When the game ends, everyone heads upstairs. This is one of the sacred unwritten rules: you socialize with the very people you just competed against. It is community glue. It is cultural currency. It is the birthplace of some of the best curling humor on the planet.
4. Don’t Be the Person Who Walks in a Path of Travel
This includes walking behind someone delivering, strolling across a skip’s sight line, or power-walking through the house like you’re in an airport terminal. Respect the shooter’s focus, or risk becoming a cautionary tale.
5. The Skip Is in Charge… Except When They’re Wrong
This rule is universal. The skip calls the game. Everyone listens. Everyone sweeps. Everyone nods politely.
But deep down, every curler also keeps a private list of times the skip absolutely chose the wrong shot. You never say it out loud, but you know.
6. Never Complain About Ice… Unless You Really Need To
Curlers love to talk about ice conditions, but the unwritten rule is this: only complain if something truly weird is happening. Because once you start, every curler within a fifty-foot radius will join in, and suddenly you have a symposium on pebble size and humidity patterns.
7. Bring Good Energy to the Sheet
It is an unwritten rule that curling is supposed to be fun. Laugh at the goofy shots. Celebrate the ridiculous ones. High five strangers. Show up ready to smile. This is why curling culture is magnetic and why curling team gifts and curling club shirts make people feel like they belong.
External link ideas:
World Curling Federation overview on curling spirit: https://worldcurling.org/
History of curling culture: https://www.curling.ca/about-curling/
8. Dress for Success, or at Least Dress for Slipping Gracefully
Good shoes, stretchy pants, and layers are standard. But bonus points if you add a dash of curling humor to your wardrobe. Your team might perform better purely out of morale.
Internal link idea:
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9. Celebrate the Weird, Because Curling Is Delightfully Weird
One of the best unwritten rules: lean into the goofiness. Curling is a sport where people yell “HARD” at rocks and congratulate each other with drinks after the battle. It’s community first, competition second, and chaos somewhere in between.
External link idea:
Olympic curling basics: https://olympics.com/en/sports/curling/
10. Leave the Sheet Better Than You Found It
Help with rocks. Clean up equipment. Make the next crew’s life easier. Curling clubs run on volunteers, teamwork, and the goodwill of people who actually return the stabilizers to the right shelf.
In Conclusion: The Culture Makes the Curling
The unwritten rules make curling what it is: a welcoming, quirky, incredibly social sport where everyone shows up to have a good time. And whether you’re in your first Learn to Curl or your fiftieth bonspiel, following these cultural norms will make you part of the community in record time.
If you want to lean fully into curling culture, our funny curling shirts and curling team gifts over at Threadless are ready to outfit you for league, broomstacking, and every goofy rock that sails through the house.
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