Curloween: The Best Curling Costumes We’ve Seen

October 8, 2025

Every October, curling clubs across North America pull off something magical. No, not just hitting a perfect double takeout after three beers (though that’s impressive too). We’re talking about Curloween—the glorious mashup of Halloween and curling bonspiels where costumes, sweeping, and strategy collide in the most ridiculous way possible.

And let’s be honest: half the fun is the curling, and the other half is seeing whether anyone can successfully slide in a full-body banana suit without faceplanting at the hog line.

So grab your broom, your candy stash, and your spooky spirit—we’re ranking and celebrating some of the best curling costumes we’ve seen at Halloween bonspiels.

1. The Classic: Stone & Broom Combos

There’s always that one pair of curlers who go for the low-hanging fruit: one dresses as a curling stone, the other as a broom. It’s cute, it’s thematic, and it’s practical—until the broom costume gets in the way of actual sweeping.

Bonus points if the “stone” is on wheels so they can roll right into the house for a perfectly executed draw. Minus points if they get stuck halfway down the sheet and need a push.

For inspiration on curling team dynamics (in AND out of costume), check out our post on funny curling team names.

2. The “Skip Happens” Pun Enthusiasts

Curlers love a good pun almost as much as they love post-game beers. Which means Halloween brings out the classics:

  • A skip carrying a sign that says “Skip Happens.”
  • A front-end duo dressed as traffic cones (because you’re always “guarding”).
  • Someone inevitably in referee stripes who insists they’re “the hog line official.”

If you’re the pun-lover in your club, you’ll also appreciate our deep dive into curling slogans that deserve their own T-shirt.

And yes, we sell those shirts. Because nothing says “team gift” like showing up to league in matching “Skip Happens” gear.

3. The Group Ensembles That Stole the Show

The best Curloween costumes are always team efforts:

  • The Avengers of the Ice – A team in full Marvel cosplay, throwing stones in capes and spandex. Captain America may throw a shield, but can he throw a peel-weight double?
  • The Breakfast Club (Curling Edition) – A fried egg lead, bacon second, toast vice, and coffee skip. Sweep fast, or breakfast gets cold.
  • The Rock Band – Four curlers dressed as literal curling rocks, complete with wigs and fake guitars. A “rock” concert on ice.

These group costumes aren’t just hilarious—they also scream bonspiel bonding. And if you need help picking the right squad look, our guide to curling culture might just inspire your next theme.

4. The Ones That Made Us Ask “But Why?”

Some costumes make perfect sense. Others leave you wondering what kind of late-night beer-fueled brainstorm led to this decision:

  • A sheet full of Smurfs who left blue streaks all over the ice.
  • A curler in a blow-up T-Rex costume who couldn’t crouch in the hack.
  • The infamous “Sexy Curling Stone” outfit, which we’re still trying to scrub from memory.

Still, we salute the bravery. Halloween bonspiels aren’t about dignity—they’re about commitment.

5. The Practical-but-Still-Spooky Look

Not every curler goes for chaos. Some want to win games and contests. That’s where the practical costumes come in:

  • Skeleton onesies that still allow you to slide.
  • Pumpkin hats that fit under helmets.
  • Glow-in-the-dark sweeping gloves (functional and festive).

Think of it as the middle ground between fashion and function. You can throw a draw to the button AND still look like you belong in a haunted house.

6. Merch Tie-Ins That Would Make Any Skip Proud

Of course, no Curloween post would be complete without a nod to funny curling shirts. We’ve seen entire teams use our designs as costume anchors:

  • “Bonspiel Drinking Team” tees under vampire capes.
  • “Guard Duty” shirts paired with riot shields (made of cardboard, don’t worry).
  • “Hog Line Hopefuls” proudly worn by a squad of zombies who definitely crossed early.

If your team wants to slay the costume contest without the hassle of a glue gun, you can start with our curling team merch and build your spooky flair around it.

Why Curloween Is Peak Curling Culture

Halloween bonspiels remind us why we curl in the first place. Sure, the strategy is fun, the shots are satisfying, and the trophies are shiny—but really, it’s about laughing with your friends while someone tries to sweep in a hot dog costume.

Curloween is a celebration of everything that makes curling special: goofy traditions, welcoming clubs, and an endless supply of inside jokes.

So this October, don’t just grab your broom—grab your creativity. Whether you show up as a skeleton, a superhero, or a full curling sheet (yes, we’ve seen it), remember the true spirit of Curloween: make it weird, make it fun, and maybe win a game or two along the way.

Final Thoughts

Halloween bonspiels are proof that curling is more than a sport—it’s a community where costumes, laughter, and yes, a little sweeping chaos all belong on the same sheet of ice.

If you’re gearing up for your club’s Curloween event, drop us a comment with your costume idea—we’re always looking for the next great pun to put on a shirt.

And while you’re at it, check out:

Because Curloween only comes once a year, but curling humor is forever.