Monday Morning Curling News Roundup: Arena Ice Glory, World Curling Shake-Ups, and Bonspiel Buzz
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The World Is Sweeping — And So Should You
Good morning, curlers, sweepers, skips, and unsuspecting people who accidentally Googled “funny curling shirts.” Welcome back to your Monday Morning Curling News Roundup, where we recap everything happening in the wide, weird, and wonderful world of curling.
And yes — this week we’re mixing actual curling news with thinly disguised reasons for you to stock up on merch from our Threadless store (because looking good while yelling “HARD!” is half the sport).
🏆 Arena Nationals Wrap Up — Grassroots Glory in Vegas
The USA Curling Arena Club National Championships just wrapped up this weekend at CurlVegas, and arena curlers once again proved why they’re the heart and soul of the sport.
While we’re still waiting for the official list of 2025 winners from USA Curling (they’ll drop soon!), we can confirm that the vibes were immaculate, the competition fierce, and at least one skip yelled “THAT WAS THE LINE!” loud enough to wake up the slot machines.
Arena Nationals are special because they remind the world that curling isn’t just for those with dedicated ice palaces — it’s for everyone who turns a hockey rink into a house and makes the magic happen. These are the grassroots heroes keeping curling alive across America.
So if you curled on arena ice this year, you’ve earned it — grab your own “Arena Ice Legend” tee or hoodie from our Funny Curling Shirts Collection and wear it proudly. You’re part of the movement.
(We’ll update with official winners as soon as USA Curling releases them — stay tuned!)
🌎 Global Curling Is Getting a Makeover
The World Curling Federation just announced a massive overhaul to its competition structure for the next Olympic cycle (2026–2030). In plain English: they’re rearranging how teams qualify for Worlds and the Olympics so fans can follow along without needing a PhD in playoff math.
The new system should mean fewer overlap events, clearer divisions (A/B/C), and more opportunities for new nations to rise. Expect more international stories — more curling diversity — and maybe even some fun upsets heading into the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Speaking of the Olympics… keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming Olympic Merch Drop, launching in December! Because nothing says “I’m ready for 2026” like a shirt that literally says “I’m Ready for 2026.”
🧊 The Pan Continental Championships Hit Minnesota
From the desert ice of Vegas to the frozen heart of Minnesota — the 2025 Pan Continental Curling Championships are underway in Eveleth and Virginia, MN. Teams from the U.S., Canada, Japan, and beyond are battling for spots at the World Championships.
This is the last PCCC before the World Curling Federation’s new structure kicks in, so it’s a big deal. Minnesota’s Iron Range is buzzing with broom bags, granite, and good coffee.
And let’s be honest — every team here deserves a matching travel outfit. Luckily, we’ve got you covered with bonspiel gear and curling team gifts. Whether your team’s vibe is chaotic good or strategic mayhem, we’ve got a shirt that fits.
🌏 Curling Nations You Didn’t Expect (But Now Love)
Thailand. Saudi Arabia. The Philippines.
These are just a few of the emerging nations showing up on the world curling stage. The growth of curling worldwide is one of the sport’s best stories — new teams, new styles, and probably a few new sweeping techniques involving flip-flops.
It’s proof that curling culture transcends climate, language, and common sense.
We’re celebrating that spirit with designs like “From Bangkok to the Bonspiel” and “Global House Rockers”, available now on our Threadless store.
🇨🇦 All Eyes on Canada: The Olympic Pre-Trials Are Here
North of the border, the Canadian Olympic Curling Pre-Trials kick off this week in Wolfville, Nova Scotia. This is where the country’s best (and most caffeinated) teams fight for the chance to qualify for the Trials — and eventually, a trip to the 2026 Olympics.
If you’ve ever yelled “Go Canada!” while secretly rooting for your friend’s mixed doubles team from Michigan, you’re not alone. Curlers are one big weird family.
And yes, we’re already working on our “Wolfville Rocks” collection — because we can’t resist a good pun.
🎁 Holiday Merch Is Coming (and It’s Cooler Than Your Skip’s Playlist)
Starting November 1, our Holiday Curling Merch Line drops — think cozy winter hoodies, holiday-themed mugs, and stocking stuffers that say “I sweep therefore I am.”
Then, in December, our Olympic Gear Collection launches. It’s the perfect time to grab early gifts for your team or yourself. You’ve earned it.
So go ahead — fill that cart. Shirts, hats, notebooks, mugs, stickers. Act now. Buy yours today. Because the only thing better than throwing a perfect draw weight… is doing it while wearing a shirt that makes people laugh.
🧭 Internal Links
- Check out our post on Why Curlers Are Basically Raccoons.
- Or if you need inspiration, see Curloween: The Best Curling Costumes We’ve Seen
🌐 External Links
- USA Curling Arena Club Nationals
- World Curling Federation Competition Changes
- Pan Continental Championships 2025
💬 Wrap-Up
Curling’s having a moment — from grassroots arena heroes to global stage shake-ups. Whether you curl twice a week or just love the vibe, now’s the time to get in on the fun.
So grab your broom, your friends, and your new favorite curling shirt. The season’s just heating up.