The Ultimate Curling Merch Collection: Funny Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, and More
When most people think about curling merch, the first thing that comes to mind is a funny curling t-shirt. And sure, we’ve got plenty of those. From cheeky slogans like Skip Happens to designs that scream “bonspiel champion in training,” our curling shirts are made to keep curlers laughing on and off the ice. But here’s the thing: our store is way more than just curling shirts.
We’ve built a curling merch lineup that covers your entire curling lifestyle. Whether you’re gearing up for league night, spectating at Olympic curling, or just hanging out at the club warm room after a long game, we’ve got something that will make you smile, sip, and sweep in style.
Curling Shirts, Hoodies, and Long Sleeves for Every Player
Curling shirts are the backbone of every curler’s wardrobe. Ours come in all the fits you’d want:
- Funny curling t-shirts for practice nights.
- Cozy long sleeve curling shirts for chilly arenas.
- Bonspiel-ready curling hoodies for those weekends of sweeping, beer, and karaoke.
These designs aren’t just about comfort — they’re curling humor stitched right into cotton. If you’ve ever wanted a shirt that makes your entire team groan and laugh at the same time, you’ll find it here. And if you’re putting together custom curling team gear or searching for the best curling shirts for gifts, you’re in the right place.
👉 Not sure what to call your new squad? Check out our guide to funny curling team names.
Funny Curling Coffee Mugs and Travel Cups
Let’s be real: curling culture runs on caffeine. Morning draws? Coffee. Afternoon practice? Coffee. Late-night playoff game? Coffee again. That’s why we’ve got curling coffee mugs and travel cups that keep your brew hot and your curling spirit hotter.
Picture yourself holding a mug that says Hurry Hard! while watching stones glide down the ice. Instant credibility in the warm room. These mugs also make excellent curling team gifts — because nothing bonds a squad like synchronized caffeine intake.
Curling Notebooks, Pens, and Strategy Tools
Curling isn’t just about sweeping hard; it’s also about strategy. Ever seen a skip diagram ends on a napkin? Upgrade to a curling notebook instead. Perfect for sketching rocks in the house, jotting down bonspiel memories, or pretending to take work notes while you’re really planning next season’s team lineup.
Pair it with one of our curling pens (yes, we have those too) and you’re officially a curling tactician. It’s like giving your skip a secret weapon… or at least a cleaner option than scribbling plays on the back of a beer coaster.
Stickers: Curling Culture You Can Take Anywhere
Want to carry curling with you everywhere? Our curling stickers are the answer. Stick one on your water bottle, laptop, broom bag, or even your cooler for the next bonspiel. They’re small, affordable, and the perfect way to show off curling culture beyond the ice.
They also make fantastic stocking stuffers, team gifts, or just little reminders that curling isn’t only a sport — it’s a personality trait.
More Than Merch — It’s Curling Culture
Our shop is here for curlers, bonspiel fans, and Olympic curling enthusiasts alike. Whether you’re hunting for funny curling shirts, warm curling hoodies, strategy-ready notebooks, or curling stickers to slap on your gear, you’ll find something that makes you laugh and feel part of the game.
So if you’re stocking up for your curling team, looking for unique curling gifts, or just want to show your love for the sport with the best curling merch online, this is your stop. Because curling isn’t just a sport. It’s a community, a culture, and yes — a chance to rock some seriously great gear.
👉 Shop our full lineup of curling shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, phone cases, notebooks, greeting cards, bags, and more — the best curling merch online for players, fans, and teams.