Trash Pandas On Ice: Curling’s Funniest (and Fuzziest) New Collection
What happens when curling culture collides with raccoon mischief? You get Trash Pandas On Ice — a brand-new collection of funny curling shirts and merch that’s equal parts scrappy, clever, and hilarious.
Curlers already know arena ice can be unpredictable. Add in raccoons, and you’ve got a bonspiel’s worth of chaos in every end. This collection is for anyone who loves curling humor, funny team gifts, or just can’t resist a raccoon with a broom.
Meet the Trash Pandas
We’re talking nine original designs, each celebrating curling culture with a raccoon twist. Click any design to grab it on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more.
- 🛡 Guard Bears (…We’re Raccoons) – fierce raccoon mascots protecting the house.
- 🧹 Clean Sweep, Dirty Hands – fur flying, stones gliding, ice spotless.
- 🎯 End Stealers – trash pandas literally stealing the scoreboard.
- 🗑 Bin There, Swept That – rodeo-style raccoon riding a curling stone.
- 🎶 House Party – DJs spinning vinyl in the house (literally).
- 🍕 Skip’s Recycling Plan – strategy drawn on a pizza box, because of course.
- 🥌 Rockcoons – minimalist, modern, and sly.
- 🍌 Takeout Specialists – banana-peel chaos meets big-weight shots.
- 🗣 Trash Talk – sweep calls turn into pure raccoon banter.
Each design blends curling merch, curling humor, and raccoon energy into something totally unique. Perfect for league nights, bonspiel life, or just showing off your curling pride at the grocery store.
Why Raccoons?
Because everybody loves raccoons! They’re scrappy, clever, unstoppable, and (let’s be honest) a little unpredictable—just like your skip’s “bold” shot call in the 8th end.
Curling already has plenty of tradition. The Trash Pandas On Ice collection leans into the goofy, social side of the sport. It’s about celebrating the fun of curling with friends, while giving you fresh curling team gifts and funny curling shirts to rock at the rink.
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Grab Your Gear
The Trash Pandas On Ice collection is live now! Shop the full lineup of funny curling shirts and merch, pick your favorite raccoon, and bring some curling chaos home.
Because when raccoons hit the ice, it’s never just a game—it’s a party in the house. 🥌🦝🎉