Why Curlers Are Basically Raccoons (and That’s Why You Need Trash Pandas On Ice)
If you’ve ever played league night at 11 p.m., survived a bonspiel fueled by cold pizza and Red Bull, or proudly shouted “SWEEP HARD!” like it was a war cry… congratulations — you might actually be a raccoon.
We mean that in the best possible way. Curlers and raccoons share a certain unhinged energy: resourceful, social, and a little too comfortable around trash cans and chaos.
That’s exactly why the Trash Pandas On Ice Collection exists — a celebration of curling’s scrappy humor, team spirit, and wild unpredictability.
1. Curlers Thrive in the Cold
Raccoons do too.
While most sane people are home in slippers, curlers willingly drive through snowstorms to slide on frozen water. Raccoons? They’re out there too — digging through snowbanks like they’re looking for the perfect draw weight snack.
So go ahead, embrace your inner trash panda with a cozy hoodie like Guard Bears (…We’re Raccoons). It’s fierce, fuzzy, and ready to defend the house.
2. Curlers Love Shiny Things
Rocks, medals, beer cans — doesn’t matter. If it glints under arena lights, we want it. Raccoons? Same deal. They’d steal your draw button if it sparkled enough.
That’s why End Stealers hits so hard. It’s a tribute to every sneaky curler (and raccoon) who knows the joy of swiping a win right out from under someone else’s broom.
3. Curlers Eat Like Bonspiel Bandits
Leftover pizza? Cold nachos? Questionable buffet hot dogs? Yup — we’re eating it between ends. It’s not fancy, but it’s fuel. And we’re proud of it.
That’s the spirit behind Skip’s Recycling Plan — strategy meetings over pizza boxes and maybe a beer or two. Because the only thing better than calling a perfect line is calling it while holding a slice.
4. Curlers Don’t Mind Getting Dirty
Sweeping hard, diving for guards, and leaving the rink covered in pebble dust — that’s curling life. And raccoons? They’re the same way. A little grime just means you’re doing it right.
Grab Clean Sweep, Dirty Hands to celebrate that beautiful mess. It’s not just curling merch — it’s a badge of honor for every sweeper who’s earned their blisters.
5. Curlers Live for the Chaos
Every end is unpredictable. One minute you’re set up for two, the next you’ve given up a steal. Raccoons live for that kind of adrenaline. They thrive in chaos — and honestly, so do we.
That’s why Bin There, Swept That and Trash Talk belong in every curler’s closet. They’re the spirit animals of league nights everywhere — messy, loud, and proud.
6. Curlers Know How to Party in the House
When the games end, the real fun starts. Bonspiel socials. Team shots. Bad karaoke. The raccoons would fit right in.
So bring that same energy home with House Party — because sometimes, the house isn’t just for stones.
7. Curlers Never Stop Rocking
Between the sweeping, shouting, and shot-calling, curling is rock and roll — just with brooms instead of guitars.
Rockcoons keeps it simple, sleek, and sly — a minimalist curling design that looks just as good at the club as it does at the brewery afterward.
8. Curlers Always Go for the Takeout
Sometimes subtlety isn’t an option. You’ve got one shot to clear it all — and that’s when the Takeout Specialists come in. Big weight. Big personality. Big banana peel energy.
You’re Not Just a Curler. You’re a Trash Panda on Ice.
And that’s something to celebrate. Whether you’re looking for funny curling shirts, bonspiel gear, or the perfect curling team gift, the Trash Pandas On Ice collection captures what makes curling culture so great — laughter, community, and a bit of glorious chaos.
Shop the full collection → Trash Pandas On Ice
Keep Your Stones Sliding and Your Style Wild
If you loved this post, check out a few more curling classics from our blog:
- Curloween: The Best Curling Costumes We’ve Seen
- Mouat’s Gold Ambition, New Season Drama, and Why This Is the Year to Wear Curling Gear Proudly
- When Curling Goes Bananas: The AMJ Masters and the Rise of Peel Party Culture
Final thought:
Curlers are resilient, loyal, a little weird, and unstoppable when snacks are involved. Sound familiar? Exactly. That’s why you need a Trash Panda On Ice shirt — because deep down, every curler’s got a little raccoon in them.